oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via homwrecker)

mathsturbation:

studies show that people are not paying enough attention to me

(via jesuschristvevo)

sexualremarks:

whorville:

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

(via dangerouspoetry)

methhomework:

when your friend starts singing an annoying song

image

(via dangerouspoetry)

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

(via dangerouspoetry)